Mild and hilarious.

One late afternoon, a few steps away from the London Eye, I gazed at up at the structure.

Me: Is it a Ferris wheel?
My English Hostess: Of course not.
Me: Well, it’s round, right? And moves around in a circle?
MEH: Well, yes.
Me: Doesn’t that make it a Ferris wheel?
MEH: That, my dear, is an architectural marvel. Hardly a Ferris wheel.
Me: Looks like a Ferris wheel to me.

(I checked. It’s a Ferris wheel. Apples and oranges.)

Onwards and upwards, literally.