What would happen, perchance to dream:
Scene: after a premiere that I’ve somehow been invited to, during a meet-and-greet.
Lupita: Hello, [Government Name]. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Thank you so much for your support.
Me: Your elegance, talent, and grace are inspiriring, Ms. Nyong’o.
Lupita: Oh, please call me Lupita. And thank you so much!
The End.
Now: what would actually happen in real life:
Lupita: Hello, [Government Name]. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Thank you so much for your supp–oh, dear. Someone call a paramedic. The poor woman has fainted.
The Real End.
Happy Monday, dear reader. Onwards and upwards…
(*Photo courtesy of Instagram*)
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